It's been a year since I've posted on here. (As an edit, I just realized that this is not really a funny post. Read the ones from last year for something with a side of snarky humor. Or what I think passes for it - I can never tell!)
First, I don't even know how one gets followers. I'm not exceptionally funny, or exciting, or living a life that other people want to read about. I have friends that have exciting jobs that can come with funny quotes, or have husbands/children they can blog about endlessly. Me? Unless you want quips from the Technical Writer world, or pictures of cats (which, well, let's be honest, the internet was made for), there's not much here.
Unless you need something to read to fall asleep with.
I'm still working the same job that I've been doing for over a year. Though they've changed what my job entitles. Now it's mostly pushing electronic documents through a system. This is my life. (Until I can find a new job that is).
That and surfing the web for cute pictures to toss up on FB or tumblr or whatever.
There have been some changes, however, and this year I'm hoping in between the snark and the commentary, that I can put some things up of interest.
First: In the past year, I've become gluten-intolerant. This was discovered when my stomach started giving me the worst feedback ever (to be polite. The non-PC way of saying this is that I could empty rooms of people with the reactions and might have at least once, but I wasn't about to ask. Last thing you want to do in that case is raise your hand and say, "My bad..."). I eliminated a few things from my diet to see what might be causing it and lo and behold...gluten. The interesting part about this - I had a rash that was on my chest area that we could not figure out what was causing it for the longest time. It had been there for about two years. Once I stopped eating gluten, it has all but vanished. So, the current thinking is that my body had been somehow developing a reaction to it, and it started with my skin, moving onto my internal systems.
With that, I hope to post some recipes I've tried that have worked - some of these recipes are ones I found online and made some minor changes with, others are ones I've reworked because while the originals were okay, they were lacking...something.
First up, I hope to get up here in the next week is my sugar cookie recipe.
I have a bread recipe I'm going to try and play with tonight, to see if it works as well. Here's to hoping.
Secondly, I am being more open about dealing with depression and crippling social/general anxiety issues. Why? Because having any type of mental illness is seen as a stigma, and it's wrong that it should be. It's wrong that people can't get the help they need when they need it because to most people, mental illness is just something "in your head" that you "need to get over". They do not seem to understand that with a mental issue, the brain does not work the same way. You can't just "get over it". Mind you, I will never have the popularity or the readership that the amazing Jenny Lawson (aka TheBloggess, and if you don't read her, you should. Really ---> link is to the side) does, but any voice helps I think. Even a tiny one that might be read by someone, somewhere.
(Also, I am a gamer with horrifyingly bad social issues. Figure out THAT one and get back to me when you have an explanation because I still can't come up with one).
Third, I have cats. There will be cat posts and cat pictures. Deal with it. Or not. I may post pictures of sloths if I am so inclined.
Fourth, I may go and try speed dating or something. If I actually get the gumption up to try this (see the above anxiety issues) there may be stories. Some of these may be hysterical. Possibly. Considering my current requirements for dating is that he has a pulse, a job, and general good hygiene you'd think I'd have a lot of options. Not quite that easy when you are too shy to actually TALK TO PEOPLE without thinking you just shoved your foot in your mouth and down the throat.
That might be it. Anyway, let's see if I can get this to at least one post a week. We will see.